1. Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.
2. Hell hath no fury like a woman whose baby was woken up early from her nap.
3. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with oreos.
4. Mothers are a part of a scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not an essential aspect of human life.
5. Yeah, I’m a stay-at-home-mom. Go ahead and ask me what I do all day. I dare you.
6. Thank you for the advice on how I should raise my children, said no mother ever.
7. Mommy, I’m sorry you’re tired. Just kidding, I don’t care.